February 10th

Ahem, let me begin by listing all of Ol' Dirty Bastard's other aliases:

• Big Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Jesus
• Dirt McGirt, Dirt Dog
• Russell Jones
• Osirus, Osiris the Father
• Joe Bananas
• Ol' Dirt Schultz
• Hasaan
• Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant
• Ill Irving the Murderer
• The BZA
• The Drunken Master Styles
• Ason Jones, Ason Unique
• Rain Man
• The Man of All Rainbows

This dude is so rad. I saw him pick up a welfare check and some food stamps in a limousine. Who does that?

February 9th

Don't tow my car muther fucker cause I'm close to the edge! At first I thought that I couldn't let this month pass by without recognizing Grandmaster Flash and then I realized that there was no way I could recognize him and NOT the Furious Five. Look at these mother fuckers. They are amazing!

February 8th

Dear God,
Thank you for Don Cornelius! Without him we would have never been given the gift of Soul Train. I mean, then what would black people do at family functions?
Amen

February 7th

I wanted to make today Reggie Wayne day. I made this decision before the colts lost and I do not regret this decision. REGGIE! REGGIE! REGGIE!

February 6th

I'm not certain if I prefer Carlton Banks or Alfonso Ribeiro either way they are both in the top 5 whitest names alive. I devoted a good chunk of the 90's watching this show and boy it shows. I now have dance moves that put anyone to shame.

February 5th

It should come as no surprise that JJ Walker would make the list. Anyone that can make the word dynomite even cooler than it already is is O.K. by me. Have you even seen a more charming face?

February 4th

It's clear that all the talent in this twosome laid in the hands of DJ Jazzy Jeff. Just look at that fade. It's no wonder he had to drop Will Smith, he was seriously cramping his style.